Jun 15, 2010

The Taste Cats Naturally Crave

In this rural area even the deer seem to know I'm harmless. They like to hang out here for protection. Former feral Lucy, my beloved pet, is fascinated.
Holy Cow, Mom...!
"Holy cow, Mom...!" Lucy exclaimed, licking her lips. "I can hardly wait to eat that one!"

The deer was oblivious to the tabby tux bobcat. Lucy carefully considered the situation.

"Okay...wait. I'm not sure what to do," Lucy puzzled. "Help me out, here."
"That thing is supposed to be terrified of me, right? But it's just standing there, eating grass. I don't understand."

"Wait, it's getting away! ... Mom!"




Better luck next time, Lucy.